BUNNIES HAVE takeN over stop the loop hq
A horde of bunnies has taken control of the offices at Stop The Loop, the company announced in a statement on Monday. The furry intruders were spotted hopping through the headquarters, occupying desks and computers.
“The bunnies have made themselves right at home,” says Tamar Ciment, founder and CEO of Stop The Loop in a statement. “I’m committed to meeting the bunnies’ demands, as long as they don’t chew any of our cables,” the statement read.
Eyewitnesses reported seeing dozens of lop-eared rabbits bouncing through the company's creative spaces, scattering important paperwork, rearranging office chairs, and, in one documented instance, drafting a press release announcing their “official reign” over the brand. Photos circulating on social media showed bunnies tapping away at keyboards, hosting what appeared to be strategic meetings, and leaving tiny paw prints on whiteboards. Within hours of the takeover, posters had appeared across the building proclaiming a "New Era of Fluff," while others read, "Lower Prices, Higher Hops."
The bunnies wasted no time in implementing sweeping reforms. Among the demands laid out in their first executive meeting were:
A permanent reduction in product prices
An increase in carrot inventory
More Tamar content - including the long-awaited podcast
Perhaps most striking was the bunnies’ call for Stop The Loop to expand its commitment to causes they deemed important: mental wellness, community kindness, and "protecting the dignity of all creatures, no matter how small."
"This isn’t just a fluffy PR stunt," Ciment assured during a follow-up press conference. "The bunnies have a vision for a better, softer, fairer world - and honestly, we’re on board."
Outside the company's headquarters, crowds of supporters began gathering throughout the day, many sporting handmade bunny ears and carrying signs such as "Flop the System" and "Power to the Paws." Children and adults alike joined in the celebrations, with several local vendors setting up carrot juice stands and bunny-themed face-painting booths.
Meanwhile, Stop The Loop’s website now features the rabbits’ urgent messaging. They’ve already changed the name from Stop The Loop to Stop the Lop.
Industry experts have called the takeover "the most adorable corporate coup in history," and some are even suggesting that other companies take note.
As for the bunnies themselves, sources close to the situation say they remain focused on their mission. "We’re here to bring softness, fairness, and a lot of carrots to the world of mental health," said a statement purportedly issued by the bunnies (though experts are still determining how it was typed). "We believe that even the smallest voices can change the world - and we intend to prove it."
Negotiations between Stop The Loop’s human leadership and their new rabbit counterparts are ongoing. However, insiders suggest that relations remain friendly - so long as the office's computer cords remain out of nibbling range.
